Good riddance, french. Although, I desperately hope I don't lose my sham of biligualness, I am glad to be no longer stuck on grammar concepts. Did you know I went through the whole year thinking that when writing in past tense you could never use passe compose and therefore only use passe simple? The joy, the joy. And to think I survived without getting through the first act of Zone.
I have no idea how to act around females. I feel like I come off as a lesbian stalker or something. I was fortunate enough to get a ride home and my reaction is to invite my friend in to see my dog. Then I told my dog we could go out for Limoges cuisine if she wanted. (eye contact was difficult). I need social skills.
ALSO I AM A FREE CRAZY WOMAN MOTHER UCKAS!
With no more image to maintain I refuse to be hot and itchy any longer.
(Potential segue into STD creams...)
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Lesbian stalkers are the best kind of stalkers :)
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