Education is are goal.

So first, I had to put up with the people in kindergarten who shouldn't be there. They shoulda said, "Send your kid back next year." They didn't. The new goal? Pass the kids through to elementary school. Then the new goal became having the kids go through to highschool. Now the diploma means nothing and people who really should be getting special treatment and not invading my grade are passing highschool. Thank you education ministry. It is, however, always pleasant to know that the standardized testing created to prevent morons in the workplace is lowering its standards. This is worse than when the NDPs decided that at an award ceremony, everyone got an award because everyone has their qualities.

Speaking of awards, I'd like to give McGuinty one- or however you spell Dalton's last name. He is hereby awarded with the title of...person-who-doesn't-pay-attention-to-the-issues. Thank God though, he will be saving us from 13L toilets. If he was dictator, people would be starting black markets of incandescent light bulbs, pit bulls, and toilets. I think this is when you realize things are going horribly wrong.

Speaking of horribly wrong, I got to watch my mother grind with our neighbour...and learn the shimmy...and show everyone how they're "supposed" to move their bodies in crude mating ritual form...and learn the bend n' snap. Enough said.

Mmyes.

Did I already use that title? Probably.
I hereby mention that Jenna and I are hanging out.
Just droppin' in to say BAM suckas! I happen to be a consistent blogger.
That is all.

Sexting

Seriously guys; it's a pandemic. 39% of teenage girls have sent sexually graphic texts or images. Says Tyra Banks.
So I was happily eating my Crunchie bar made of toffee and chocolate goodness when I started to become a victim of cyber sexual harassment. Jenna was sexting me.
So I decided to get a drink.
She hasn't said anything else yet..perhaps she feels rejected from putting- oh wait, nevermind.

The universe: still big, and I don't really want to deal with it right now. It leads to existence and whether or not everything is a figment of my imagination. "I think, therefore I am" you know all, that stuff. Would I like to trip out now? I think no- ...
...
Haha, I didn't vanish.

Anywho, everyone I've only ever seen in the hallways or being an idiot is probably at the dance right now..shaking their underage booties, as my dad would say. Speaking of idiots. The people on my bus are idiots- all fighting to stand at the front so they can get a close-up view of the road, sticking their heads out windows, practicing karate- they remind me a little of excited dogs in a car.

When the Lights Come on, This Whole Place Gets Ugly

Hmm. Listening to Born Losers and eying the toast on my desk. I should probably get rid of it...although over a day old, the "butter" substance is still shiny and fresh-ish-looking. I guess you could say I feel alive. Sorry Phillip, for turning you into a pessimist. But I am very appreciative of my friends. Very.
I'll end this with two lines.
"What doesn't kill us makes us bitter whores."
Followed by:
"Go put it in the ground."
Gotta love Matthew Good. =]

Goin' on 4

Well, satchel no longer needed.
Say hello to my potential 4th death.
This means you can look forward to a 4th birth.

Take Two

Mr. Gallagher calls me by my last name. Today was the first day he acknowledged my presence...
"What are you doing Wednesday?"
"School?"
"No! The Talent Show."
"Okay, well I'm doing the Talent Show."
"But what are you doing in it?"
"Oh."
Oh dear, I say. This is worse than that time Ms. Burowski saw that I had an IEP and treated my like a 'tard for about 2 weeks.

PS: Does this not count to get me back in the blogathon lead/tie?

We Are The Humans

So today I got to partake in my most awkward auditions ever. However, I got in for the robot goodness and am pretty sure I did for my morbid song, =] Yay.
Meanwhile, I'm doing what? Being my biggest/only fan and listening to a recording of said morbid song to look for improvements.
Seeing as Zach never comes on here, I should discuss my dilemma...his birthday. What to get? It was WOW time but now all that's left on my list is bacon, cheese, and a satchel. "Why not fill the satchel with bacon and cheese- or have a bacon hunt where you hide random bacon pieces throughout his house so that in four months, he'll find the missing piece to his birthday collection?" Well, the latter doesn't seem too practical and the first leads me to the following questions...
WHERE DO I FIND A MOTHERBLEEPING SATCHEL
Second, if a man purse is of equivalent sketchiness and value to a female one, wouldn't he want to pick it out himself?
Hmph; I don't even know how to pick out a female purse.

Our Education Like Such As

Pretty, plastic girl in a blue dress sure can butcher words.
The best characters off of Red vs Blue are being brutally murdered.
The "I wanna be with you and make believe with you song." makes me want to smash my head through a wall.
This is a lovely day.

Offended.

I am a tad.
No.
I'm insulted.

I'm Pregnant.

I am pregnant with incubating thought children.
Yes, they take my iron, my calcium, my peace of mind.
Assholes.
I just want a little knowledge that this pregnancy with bring something good with it. A little hope, y'know?
I don't want to alienate my friends with my pregnant woman hormones.
The father will stay- but I know that he won't the be same.
Maybe I'll end up alone.
With a devil child.

DUDE!

IN A SOCIETY, WE SHOULDN'T NEED RULES- THEY LEAD TO JUDGMENT WHICH LEADS TO A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX- WHICH LEADS TO CLASS- WHICH LEADS TO CLASH.
IN A COMMUNITY, WE SHOULD HAVE NO EXPECTATIONS. DUDE, I LOVE EVERYONE I THINK.

Mmmmyes, Mmmmyes

(The above should be said it an somewhat frown-shaped-mouth whilst rubbing ones hands together greedily- see a fly for reference)
Well, it's things like this that get me awarded with the status of being "quite up to date" from Krysta.
Speaking of being up to date...where is everyone? I've been writing the occasional word salad but you guys (should be said in the way I would say it if I was being left behind in a hallway) have very much neglected your blogs.
So it's time for MY update on life, the universe, and everything.

• Krysta is with the Swiss kid, O'Neil. I believe she is only in it for any mustaches he may make available to her.
• Nicole's married to Zack- BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE- he's her boyfriend. Teehee. Nicole and Zack sittin' in a tree...H-U-G-G-I-N-G! (Had to avoid going X-Rated there)
• Jenna and Mayhew; never saw it coming. Heh. I will now gift them with Star Wars related names...(May)Hewbacca and Jenna the Hut.
• Phillip..in the process of developing the status of phenom with the ladies. Location: unkown.
• PAT'S IN A RELATIONSHIP AND IT'S COMPLICATED
• The universe continues to be very big.
• Everything is the equivalent to nothing- in perspective, of course.

So that's that.
Eat your veggies, get at least 30 minutes of mild exercise a day, and did you know that "unkown" is considered misspelled to this cyber spell check?

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Angry post was here.