Me and M'Nard

So, as most of you know, a NARD stands for Not A Real Dog. You probably didn't know that as I made it up. Oliver might be getting adopted by us...he will strengthen my family's "image"- 4 hicks plus an oversized rodent. But I am happy, he is cute and currently asleep on my pillow. -_-

85

What significance does this number have? Why..it is only the number of quarters I successfully stacked- I could've gone on longer but I ran out of quarters. Anywho, here is my masterpiece..

If you look closely, you can see that Phil, my fellow Fat-Ass (hehe: republican&democrat in one) has just signed on. Also, I put the AMERICAN quarter next to my tower for comparison. Nicole says that the tower exists because I have no life...well, we'll see who has "no life" when we find out that I am, in fact, the one with a gazmillion quarters (really only 85). Hmph. Thought I'd share.

I Know Not What It is, I Shall Smell It.

So, I just had a reality check.
30 seconds ago...
I'm about to get into the shower when I notice a pile of strange look cloths behind the door. And that I do not want to take a shower in a weird-smelling room. I figured that the smell was Alex's recently made popcorn that he carries around with him everywhere -I do not like the smell of fake-butter-popcorn. But, nonetheless, the human instinct to smell this unknown and foreign thing that lurked on my bathroom floor overpowered all reason. I shall tell you this...the cloths smelt as if someone had dropped something into a full toilet then had to strip naked of whatever they were wearing and use the cloth to absorb all of the contents of the toilet to get to the bottom of it and retrieve their item. Ewie. So, I attacked the bathroom with Febreze and dumped the stinky material on my brother's bed.
Present day...
But, this leads me to ask..why do we humans have a tendency to want to smell things? Or is that just me...

Creativity Blooms!

Well, maybe it doesn't. Maybe I just want to see friends. Whatever the reason is..I need to make a show that encompasses my everyday life! The problem is that it can't just be a "Sarah Show" it must be Sarah and Someone. So I need a friend who is willing to do all this 5 minute movie making with me. Yes, Jenna...you know what I mean. ;) Oh haha. Anywho. Bye! PS: My inspiration is from the Allan and Craig Show on Youtube...check 'em out.

The Great Unknown.

Life..what's the point?
The universe..it's freakin' big.
Existentialism..not today's topic.

So this summer has been long and unexciting. Well, it's still long..15 days till my birthday..bleck. But there are things I've discovered that I'll share with you:
1) Olives are, in fact, fruit.
2) City and Colour: Dallas tells it like it is, man.
3) My husband is far far away and I miss him..painfully so.
4) Phillip works at McD's..still..I guess he's passed his training period- which was like what? A month ago?
5) I really want a pair of black, patent leather Doc Martens however my mother is convinced they are "les-boots" and I think otherwise. Please guys, help me out. Tell me your opinions. x]
6) My friends and myself have fallen into a little rut; everyone's bummed, man. This can only mean one thing..GIRLS' NIGHT! Get yo' asses onto my blog and help me plan a vacation getaway before we're dragged into the big education machine.
7) Otep has a new CD and so far it seems dubious and commercialized. Ick. I hope the songs I haven't heard are true to the roots.
8) I am still listening to City and Colour which is bad..I'm not angry (musically)? =0 WTF
9) I need to practise oboe..
10) I got up to 10 fact-typed-things in this entry.

Hang in there, guys; if it doens't kill you, you're still alive- just slightly more unhappy. =D