Sorry I haven't written since... November! *horrified expression* But, seeing as I find myself sitting around with nothing to do I decided to pick up this ole habit. (Also thanks to Phil, my rival and partner all at once in our world campaign)
I believe it was over a year ago that I last wrote about my six-speed stainless steel blender. Well it is crap and its ice crushing capabilities are well into the >100 decibel range. -_-
I have a coffeehouse tonight, which is of course fine by me seeing as I get to eat Asian food beforehand. Hehehe...
Seeing as George Bush gave 'em Republicans a bad rep I've decided to represent them on the global scale. (Say hello to your future WORLD dictator- I guess I don't really need a political party or campaign for that but y'know, all for decorum) I'm not sure what rules the Elephants have but neither did George so I'm not too far behind. Phil is going to be the New Democrat and will be represented by a donkey, as is custom.
DON'T VOTE FOR THE ASS!
Which I suppose, doesn't matter, either way, we're taking over the world and your vote doesn't count. It's just good to know that people aren't going to have to be exiled for un-co-operation in support to the outskirts of Russia where they'll have to fend off lost and confused Siberian tigers.
CIAO
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Two things, candidate...
Ciao is a philippe expression, (so beat it buster)
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WT. ! you put me on with Obama?! I he's got the fame, but I too respect the obese side of America. It wouldn't complete the picture (Everything is bigger in Texas, where the Elephantine Republican 'Bush' comes from)
Well, it is up to us to paint a new picture on these old animals, dating back to the revolution (and why was Bermuda involved, i ask myself[?]) - anyWHO, let us travel on this new road ahead.
[P.S] I have the llamas supporting my ass from my wenis. Hwat can possibly beat that.
- [miaow]
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